Friday, June 18, 2004
| 1st time for everything 
i just went on a run and started to get the rumbling down below. now this isn't the first time i've gone out and had the same thing happen to me, i like to take my game to the next level and push on through. today was a different situation. it was pretty bad, i stopped running so as to not agitate my bowel movements any further, they were ready without my aid. i'd heard a story recently about a friend's brother who went on a run in dc + crapped on the other side of some monument in broad day light, so at least i had the advantage of being out in the woods. i said to hell with it + rolled off into the woods were the poopin commenced. 'what do i wipe with?' i asked my intelligent self. i looked down and next thing i know i'm thinkin' about having to go to old navy to get a 3 pack of socks. they have good socks + they're cheap enough to throw away once they turn grey; i go for black socks. anyways, so i cleaned up and waited for 2 joggers to go by as i sat with my dropped shorts in the bushes. slipped the shoe on, goodbye sock, and continued to get my run on. i guess that's how i roll now.
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