Thursday, June 17, 2004
| baby a's took my $ + dignity 
5 contestants (4 pictured), 28 margaritas. http://www.population2.com/revenge/ i have no idea how this came about, but i believe it was based on the triumph of the spirit and a late sunday afternoon whim after a weekend of debaucherous alcohol induced activities. i believe the personal challenge took precedence of wanting to outdrink the competition, on that note, everyone came out a 'winner'. things started out in a dead heat, the top 4 stayed together as a group through the first two sets of purples. note: these purple margaritas have a rep here in austin, since 1.) they are made with everclear and have been known to cause blindness + 2.) they are only supposed to serve you 2 of them, before yr cut off on that particular one (possible urban legend, but there are several places that will only serve you a few of a certain rita here in austin). anyways, everyone, as tuff as they thought they were, got the glazed eyes look upon their 3rd rita and the words 'i'm pretty fucked up' were uttered by all party members at one point or another. somewhere in there we were taking tequila shots too + the challenges to one another became increasingly hostile of who had how many drinks and who would raise the cup when all was said and done. all accounts thereafter are a blur, though i remember getting in a pre-wrassle with juan, talking shit to the waitor (we were pretty much the only folks in the whole restaurant, it was pouring rain outside), and some nachos. at some point, we conceded the end of the contest out of...i'm not sure why, i think i knew i was about to yack everywhere, and i even had that planned as a strategy, to yack ont he table during the contest, but it was over for me at 5, i was lit for sure. so we pay, it's storming, and the people at the restaurant let us drive away. drive away. in the rain. 28 margaritas. drive away. driver had 8. drive away. what were they thinking, that's some crazy shit. well, we can handle our bid-ness driving drunk out here, but that's pushin' it, like jerome beverages on a reg-yu-lah. oh yeah, juan went for the fish-hook maneuver as we're driving and some wrasslin ensued and depart's mirror got busted. juan, ya get agro-drunk at times, but that's yr steez + i respect it. guess who first passes out??? hmmm, the twizz + juan. although bacardi definitely earned it. he went head to head with the ugandan giant, weighing in at 6'7" 300+...origin: parts unknown of course. the end results tallied (and disputed) 1st (tie) - 8 purples - p. schramm + j. martinez 2nd - 5 purples - d. garrison 3rd - 4 purples - p. jenkins (aka. black twizz, willie turner, pooh drama, etc.) 4th - 3 purples - c.hickman (lone female contestant) **** additional commentary (all testimony is disputable)****
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i'm gonna start calling you 'excuses', till i see yr name on the 'hands on a margarita III' contestant list.
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