on the road again
once upon a time...
my friend heather + i, who myself + friend lisa will be staying with on the current trip to sf, took a trip from sf to la. this drive is kinda long + there isn't much for entertainment once you get past santa cruz. (slime balls)
we were shooting the chit, putting along in moving traffic when i went for a toot + had the infamous 'oops poops'. i've explained this phenomenon before + it concerns either 1.) excessive laughter or 2.) a toot that leads to an unfortunate situation release of an unintended poop.
so this happens + it sucks, but being that i have no shame, i let heather know it's time to pull over, d's gotta wipe is azz. so we pull maybe 50 yds from the mainroad we're on, there're still tons of cars going by, but i go with the door as shield. the only funny part of this story is that we couldn't find any TP anywhere + i had yet to put my socks to use as an instrument of wipe. (see below jogging story)
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hold on, i can never figure out if i should put the period before or after a sentence ending comment that's in parenthesis. it looks correct if you put it after the parenthesis, but i've seen it shown in books + text as above, at the end of the sentence, then the comment. but that looks strange when the following sentence comes in. i'd appreciate any feedback on this pressing issue.
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so back to the 'oops poops'. ends up that she just so happens to be carrying a certain female product, not the one that can lead to toxic shock...but the more friendly liner for the ladies with the serious flow. so that's the end of this story, i whiped my butt with a female hygiene product on the side of the road as folks passed by, approx 40% of the way through our trip from sf to la.
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i may possibly post the bear suit story in the near future.
i will be hitting the road in an hour or so, 27 hrs is what yahoo is telling me it's gonna take to get to sf, but i'm thinking i can cut it down to 15. ready to roll.
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