destruction, terror, + mayhem
i have to apologize for the damage i just did to the restroom. last night included way too much beer for this liquor drinker, not to mention the espresso for breakfast, + therein lies the combination for total devastation of all that is porcelain.
rolled with the canadians last night. we rolled to some local spots, rocked out to the accordian, then ended up at a cellar bar with all of this satanic shit on the walls. and it wasn't some goth club, these were normal looking folks. met petra. she was kind of strange, but kept us entertained. she spoke german. she kept saying she was german, even though she's czech. she tried to validate this by claiming her dead, german, husband as her alliance with the vaterland. she kept mentioning his death; from cancer. then she started coming on to us. and then she turned around and made out with this dude sitting behind her, with the crew she came in with. but she wasn't a prostitute. just kooky + drunk. i went to get drinks from the bartender + the only thing he said to me was 'schizophrenic'...or at least the czech version. she went upstairs to the restroom with one of the canadians. supposedly he got a hand job. creepy, she was a lil older and a lil drunk, but i guess that's how they roll up north. thinking back on the story, i believe some of that shit could of been made up + she really is rocking the schizo.
the below statistics involve last night's adventuress + some of the ex-girls. hello to you all.
the rain is out + i am in. i guess i can make it to a cafe + be a bum for the rest of the day. sometimes, it's a good thing i read slow.
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damn i'm hungover. i wish i had the ability to sleep it off, but somehow i always wake up early when i have a bad hangover. dehydration? heart palpitations? can't sleep when the heart races. dazed + confused for so long it's not true...
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fucking rain. for real now.
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i like the keyboards in the cz much better. germany had me confused. umlaut + chit.
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d.t.m., yo.
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