the horses mouth
he tells it a bit better than i did...
"Alright, I didn't want to let it out to everyone, so be happy as you're in exclusive company.
So yeah we sit down at the bar with beers from a different bar, this huge Czech bastard walks up and starts yelling, we just go three more beers eh! So he runs off like a little bitch to grab em.
So let me fast forward a bit. So this 40 yr old Czech lady Petra who claims to be German. So while Kor and Dan are molesting this woman, Im contemplating how I can get a piece of the action. So why not invite her up to the bathroom stall, Im sure shit always goes down in there.
Anyway, Kory goes, Yknow what I bet this slut would fuck all three of us right now. I just bolt up and Im all like alright fuck this, lady you're coming with me, so I take her by the hand up to the bathroom. Needless to say, she made out to be a pretty good hand model. While this was going on though, her boyfriend ended up taking a pisser in the urinal that I spewed the absinthe onto. Thats pretty much the gist of it, I got a handjob from a 40 yr old Schizo, what a story!
James"
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