strobelite honey
i almost died like 5 minutes ago. i was in the shower, mindin' my own binness, when this damn roach starts talkin shit to me. so i gets the idea he's gonna get it with the showerhead, like pronto. i move over towards him, about to spray his ass off the ledge + into the drain and i slip on soap or something. this is the first time i've ever slipped in the shower (aside from that prison incident) and it col' caught me off guard. i was grabbin onto shit for dear life, busted my head, hip, + elbow, not to mention now i'm on the floor of the tub with the damn roach who's still got thoughts like he's gonna pull this one out. now i'm scared of roaches like an asian girl in an all black porno, so i hop to it, pull the showerhead around like some bronson type chit + blast that fool down the drain. and then proceeded to wash the rest of my hott bod'. and now my right buttcheek hurts like that before mentioned event in prison.
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i found out today that the new principal at the school i'm at is a bible pusher. they had some inservice yesterday that ol' d was absent for, but supposedly she busted out this big ass 15lb bible, did some talking about how it's the cornerstone to her office, and then left that bitch open during the whole workshop. crazy. i gotta have danzig day in my class or something, i'll figure it out...
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i think my cousin luigi's gonna come to austin for a few months and crash in our extra room. i ran it by miguel today who i saw walking home as i was bringing home laundry; which i was doing in between loads of helping bryan move, and just in time to see that miguel wasn't just walking home, but walking home from jail. guess his girl got pulled over as they were down south in the valley visiting fam, they ran his card, he has warrants (sound familiar...pooh?!), they take him in, aout 3 hrs outside of austin + he stays the night, gets out the next day, takes the bus to austin, then takes the bus to our part of town + meets me as i bring my laundry home. what a piece of run-on shit. so lui may be here for a while + i'm gonna try to get him some work or something. gonna be supporting my cousin, free rent, free food, + free walk my dog muthafucka!
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alright, bedtime. school year means d goes to bed like someone's gramps, all early + chit.
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polynomial-c yr ass later, yo.
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