check yr (head) windshield
well, this one's kind of bizarre and may show my age a bit. it all went down at bill's records + tapes in dallas for the beastie boys - check yr head release party.
i remember being psyched for that album, pass the mic was the hottest chit i'd seen in a while when it first came out, and they played it as people were waiting in line...every damn track was nice.
so we hung-out, they were giving away shirts + other gay chit + we decided to roll. me, juan, chuck, drew at the wheel in the 86 citation (oh the irony).
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ok, so i just took a pill of sonata + i have no idea how long it takes to kick in.
i looked at the drug book at wallgreens and it was listed under 'hypnotic' as a drug. bitchin.
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so when we decided to leave, not sure what the fuck we were thinking, just the punk rock, up to no good spirit in us came to + we had the bright idea to take some tapes outta this dude's jeep, i swear it was somethign shitty too, i don't know what we were thinking, it was pretty wack + i don't remember who actually grabbed the tape. so this guy sees it and starts rightfully getting pissed, yelling as we roll off like the kids we were. so he hops in the ride after letting others know + the chase is on like the 1st 30 minutes of this charles bronson flick i once saw. we were all over spring valley road, weaving in + out, crazy shit that woulda made remy julien proud (aside from the thievery).
we roll through this apartment complex hubcaps are flying from speed bumps + we get pinned. folks surround the ride, yelling, we're pretty worried, stupid prank to steal a wack tape as a joke gone wrong. we toss the tapes out + this dude goes awol, gets on the hood, + kicks in the windshield, some watts/la type chit. drew says fuck this, puts his chit in reverse and guns it....SLAM! we nail this fucking mini-truck behind us. not sure if my 2 readers know what a mini-truck is, but it was all the rage with the kings/raiders crowd in the day.
ahh, the custom mini-truck with stickers on the back such as 'ride-n-lo', 'caught-ya-lookin', 'n-2-deep' + the like...but back to the action. we freak + gun it the fuck outta there.
chitty tape prank now has caused a broken windshield, a smashed mini-truck, + a hit-n-run.
we're flying down the highway, lose those motherfuckers, everyone gets dropped off, we think up some story for the windshield, + think all is cool. well, 1/2 and hr later drew gets the call from the fuzz on the hit-n-run + the story ends with him somehow paying for the damage...i think insurance + we helped some (i believe, this may be the drugs kicking in + me trying to make myself feel better about this).
i wanna add pics, but am too tired. damn this shit is strong. good night.
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